>>> I have a very strong love for pork and fee...
Idk whats going on but I second this
Idlive to support team beef but scurvy is rowdy... so I eat more chicken lol
Sausage gives the heavy meat sweats
>>> Why don't you buy a sx doll lol
I bought a sx doll then got rid of it... because it crawled into my dreams as a sleep paralysis demon... so turns out lust is lust and now I just by wings... lol
Well..... good luck with your adventures. Back to work... tc!!! π€£π
>>> I'm not a lady, but I think I can confiden...
Lol
>>> any ladies like an introvert who loves to ...
I read this and my brain went straight to...doesn't this define Jabba the Hutt and Leia? π€£
>>> my car was at repair shop so i was walking...
Glad your safe
>>> i was about to walk through this really da...
Sounds like every slasher film I've ever seen..
>>> I wish someone would rail me
You good homie? Maybe take a cold shower? Lol
>>> while i was waiting for my uber, a guy(i c...
Slendy
>>> I feel like all girls when they see guys a...
They assume this.. but really it's the spider paradox.. we are more afraid of them, than they are of us.
>>> I'd like a horney female ghost
She'd probably cheat too
>>> Who hurt you bro
The female population as a whole π
>>> Next I get cheated on I'm burning her hous...
I'll bring the torch
I want the 40s to 70s woman.. nowadays they are shadier than the mob and lost their manners.
I might hunt for a flipper one. The Amish lol
>>> If she got 2 eyes she seeing 2 guys
Nice ryme
>>> Why do y'all cheat
They never love. And most see dating as profit.
>>> Did you touch my tralala?
3 times
Hmmm, how is the evening?
Morning beautiful creatures π heading to work! Bless your day π