I confess I am currently being held prisoner in the country of Myanmar by the narco-terror group, Golden Drago, for accidentally trespassing on their poppy fields. Please send TiVo and a fresh pair of undies. Thank you.
My relationship is built on the bedrock of lies, deceit, manipulation, gaslighting, and bullying. Our 50th anniversary is in June.
Truth is like poetry and people fcking hate poetry.
>>> So, I should have told her the truth just ...
I think you properly finessed your way out of it and caused minimal collateral damage. Bravo.
Good night I'm tired. May the best of your today's be the worst of your tomorrow's.
""thats what she said" - michael scott" - me
Love those spaghettios with meatballsngl
I confess when the cashier asked how I was doing and I said good I wasn't doing good.
