Calvin

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Ålder32

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Om mig

31 M from London, back on here after a while

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Anyone got any advice for my wife?

She can’t cook and keeps interrupting me watching my programs with her moaning

I preferred it when she couldn’t speak English

Give me time and a place and I’ll send the wife round to do it

Her names Olga

Big strong polish bird

Are you THE Eleanor?

What a pleasure

Good luck bro you won’t touch the sides

I was at a party on the weekend, woman got kicked out for being a man

True story that one I see it happen

Fancy talking about interest rates and APR?

I swear on my cousins eyesight in the best at table tennis in this chat

Keep it moving Dave, this ain’t the place for you

There’s only room for one yellow crab in this chat mush

And that’s me

Off ya pop

I just told you to off ya pop

So get popping off before it pops off

Claws and guts everywhere word to my mother

We can throw down anytime

All northerners smell like chip grease

They just cover it with cheap perfume it’s mad

All smell like they work in a chippy

Congratulations, send you many blessings

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