I like women with bad breath
These ladies craving for my attention won’t allow me to watch my movie in peace
They want me to smell their hair while the lights are dim
If you’ve a gf and you’re still on this app that means you’re gay
I think I’ll do a Harry Potter marathon
I’m not gonna watch the movie either way
I’ll gargle some Pepsi and spit on your jugs
Mixed people are retards usually
They don’t really know what they are
You can tell a lot about a woman by how she eats a banana
I know my ancestors weren’t Adam and Eve
Have y��all watched Kung fu panda
The one who adopted Po was a goose
Why do I usually open my trousers when there’s a lady on video call
I guess it’s testosterone
