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But maybe next time lol

I mean i don't even clean the mirrors in my place. I didn't even own a mirror when I lived alone lol

All my exes live in texas

Haha

I dunno where mine are. That's why they are exes

Pretty much.

They gone!

I'm a magician

Howdy

And no. I just make ex girlfriends disappear

More like abracadabra

Or how the joker makes the pencil disappear in the dark knight lol

Tadaaaaaaa!

That is not in my expertise

Ribbit

Where did that lady from yesterday go

Did she poof disappear

That one from yesterday asking for me to make things disappear

I dont know. I'm old

And i forget things

Poof! Time to move on lol

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