I have nearly 200 matches on hinge

Sounds pretty gay to me.

How

Because you match with men

They’re women

Keep telling yourself that

What do I have to do to prove that they’re women

You can’t. You’re gay.

I’m straight!

Okay buddy

Listen here pal. Take a hike!

That some pretty common gay lingo

Scram!

You sound like a top at least

News flash buddy! This is your last straw!

❤️ 1

He’s gonna gentrify my neighborhood, watch out!

What the flip is wrong with this guy!

Okay I actually like you. You’re chill

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