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Of course I am, I was just waiting for someone to ask me. 😘

DON’T DO THAT you’ll just get more depressed

Like… like eugenics?

I thought this was the boom boom room not the eugenics lounge

hol-lol-lah

See children drugs are bad

And if you don’t believe me ask your dad

And if you don’t believe him ask your mom

So kids say no to drugs

So you don’t act like everyone else does

And there’s really nuthin left to say

Right?

I guess there’s only one thing left to do

We gotta snuggle and keep each other warm with our body heat

Build a fort and THEN snuggle 😉

MOO

I got the pillows

Gotta make it big enough to fit the TV for the Netflix watchin

Oh we’re building a pillow castle don’t you worry

lol You’d risk a snuggle if it meant you might get eaten for Thanksgiving and not in the fun way?

We’re building a fort so my turkey friend and I can snuggle

But really it’s just a ploy to make sure I have dinner for TG next week

Don’t tell the turkey that tho

You eat sheep for Thanksgiving?

Joke’s on you because I LOVE getting eaten!

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