I have your comic books! 😥
Remember that time Tokyo was attacked by a giant St Bernard? 😰
No way Jose! Crying loses muscle mass 💪🏻 😥
Every time you cry you have to eat a T bone steak 😭
Replenish those… uh… proteins n crap 😓
Do you know about arms? Yep! They aren’t legs 😥
Well you know… the textbook definootion probably aint not the same but… 😢
Did I say definootion?? Oh my gosh im so embarrassed! I meant pudding butt 😢
Buy me some weenis and Apple Jacks 🎶 😭
Kai Handsome the famous guitar player?? What doyou live on top of a rock? 😓
Oh… well as long as it has a nice view of the dirt 😓
I hope you don’t have to mow that… the price of lawnmower blades these days with all the insider trading and wall street you know 😢
I personally make my lawn mower blades out of the finest sassafras and aluminum copper you’ll never have! 😓
Not really handsome but very sexy though 😢
My legs are so sexy youll eat my pants 😢
Oh that’s alright ill puth them in the fridgerator 😭
I buy my pants from Rural King… they are the kings of ruralness 😭
Only place I can buy a baby chicken and a sledgehammer 😰
No don’t worry kids i don’t do Gallagher reinactments 😭
I once knew a girl named jbbffvddbfx dcj 😓
She was Dutch or sumthin 😭
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