Matthew

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Age27

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About me

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If you bite a spider it gains human powers

I wish spiders had faces like that

Hold up!

Nvm. I lost all my good pics

I'm sure I can find them somewhere. I'll have to get my old phone fixed though.

So crawlies

All*

I have 4 eyes and limbs

Goodnight Mary!

Nothing about my tubes are hard. Vur soft. Vur squish.

Mhm

Howdy?

How goes it?

I just got home from the bar. (Kicked my boss' butt in darts.) It's been a vurrrr nice night.

Hi there

Should I drop?

Hi hi

Also hi!

Why are you single?

Pray tell

Look harder

Search under every rock.

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