Precisely the reaction desired
Headache from working out
It’s not a sticker! I SSd myself with the palette to see how it would look.
I should have been born a dude for loving dad jokes the way I do
you’ll love this next one.
why are there fences around cemeteries?
everyone's dying to get in.
Oh! I think I told my one good dad joke here the other day already.
Sonny 🥰🥰🥰
Maj 🥰🥰🥰
Baker 🥰🥰🥰
let’s hear it. i may have been sleeping or at work
Wait. It’s not a dad joke though.
Can I still tell it?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I don’t know if I can get hard. I just got laid by a chick this morning.
>>> I don’t know if I can get hard. I just got...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I didn’t realize this was a joke at first and I was like… Mary??? 😳
Gotta be older cow. Be more like a 3year extra sharp cheddar 🧀
Yeah stir real good make those noises
