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You're the worst

Truck needs some milk

Wildest thing I ever saw was ppl jumping out of helicopters onto marlins

I always laugh imagining what is going through the marlin's mind

She oiled up

All he does is hypebro me to jump off a cliff

>>> My power just flicked off Oh gah. Please no

おはああああああああよう

Damn. 😪

Bazinga

>>>📷 My kind is fast enough tonot have to date first

I already know. 😐

>>> >>>📷 My kind is fast enough to not have t... *mind

I put the speed in hypervigilance. 😐

Like a super computer running probabilities. Whereas that meme is for those still stuck with slide rules. 😉

>>> I’m not good at estimating or measuring, b... Oof. That analogy. Do not fuqin taint slide rules.

>>> Thing about that is it’s incredibly draini... How you think I got these dark circles??

Jeeze

Damn. That's kinda true though.

Bro. Shoulda switched jobs. Retirement grime REALLY doesn't pay.

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