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hi myself Hamza! biatch

If aliens abducted you, what's the most embarrassing song they'd find on your phone? biatch

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good morning n biatch

One day, a chicken named Chuck decided to learn how to surf. biatch

Chuck waxed up his feathers and paddled out to catch his first wave. biatch

As he stood up on the board, he let out a loud "Bock-bock-bock!" and face-planted into the ocean. biatch

A group of seagulls laughed so hard they snorted their lunch out their noses. biatch

Chuck emerged from the water, shook his feathers, and said, "Dude, that was fowl!" biatch

good afternoon!!!; biatch

A superhero named "Captain Calamity" tried to save the city from a giant rolling doughnut. biatch

Captain Calamity flew in, cape fluttering, and attempted to stop the doughnut with his super-strong arms. biatch

The doughnut rolled away with Captain Calamity stuck to it, causing chaos throughout the city. biatch

The people cheered, not because Captain Calamity saved the day, but because they'd never seen a superhero covered in glaze and sprinkles before! biatch

The Hulk was trying to order a coffee at a café, but the barista couldn't understand him. biatch

HULK SMASH...I MEAN, HULK WANT LATTE!" he roared. biatch

The barista, terrified, handed him a giant cup of coffee and said, "Uh, would you like whipped cream, sir?" biatch

The Hulk replied, "HULK NOT WANT WHIPPED CREAM, BUT HULK SMASH IF YOU DON'T GIVE HULK EXTRA SUGAR!" biatch

The barista quickly handed him a bag of sugar, and the Hulk stomped out of the café, muttering, "HULK NEED COFFEE TO SMASH...I MEAN, TO FUNCTION!" biatch

. I lay in bed, unable to shake the feeling that someone was watching me. biatch

. I heard my own voice whisper "goodnight" back to me, but I knew I hadn't spoken. biatch

As I drifted off to sleep, I felt a cold hand grasp my ankle. biatch

. I tried to scream, but my voice was frozen in my throat. biatch

When I woke up, the words "I've been waiting" were carved into the wall, in my own handwriting. biatch

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