Hello, open minded about a whole lot of things. Except that the earth is actually a cube. Haven’t got the proof…but got a good feeling it is!
Them ankles aint gonna bite themselves
Afternoon? The hell are you ppl talking about? Its like 2am? 🧐
That’s why you lost the empire I guess. Talking to randos online was your downfall 🧐
Take your naps in shifts. I need to be entertained dammit 😩
I don’t think i ever had a nap where I woke up refreshed, feeling i’m ready for round two for the rest of the day 😂
Maybe your thoughts are just too damn impure for the app to handle 🤔
If we were lab rats…where are the treats?? 😤
I refuse to participate in any further experiments until treats are forthcoming
Whoa whoa whoa…let’s see what treats are on offer before making promises you might not keep
I would not say no to a biscotti right about now
😂 now that’s a quality escalation!
Not to overstate it but: your ancestors are hanging their heads in shame with that awfullife choice
Are “cream eggs” a code for something orrrrr….literal cream eggs?
Another reason why you lost the empire I suppose 💅🏻
