I’ve tried to do pose pics and I look like a pretzel

A German pretzel 🌝

I ain’t German tho. But the salted German pretzels are yum

Nah nah; I’ll fold for any German woman that bakes me one of those jumbo ones with a side of cheese 🌝

I can’t cook. Marked safe.

I’ll cook no worries

😭😭😭

True class

most if em hos can just do the gawk gawk nowadays

The German cat has spoken

NO NO, I still believe there’s good ones!

imma give the hearts back

“when you try so hard, but you don’t succeed.”

yea the imported ones, the german girls are most of the times useless like fr

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