Yes I have stolen panties before
Does anyone else prefer alcohol to weed?
It’s so weird I feel so much better drinking alcohol than trying weed
My buddies at rave about weed, but I just love being drunk
Just finished a bottle of wine now I’m onto my first glass of Irish whiskey
My daughter has weird feet,her middle toeis super long. It’s like a finger.
So even if a woman is hot you would reject her for a foot irregularity
I can’t believe toes are even a consideration.
You know 80% of women are attracted to just 20% of men and you are not in that 20%
I drank way too much last night. I’m gonna pay for it today.
Don’t all the steroids make guys smaller?
I’m all alone for the weekend. Wife has taken the kids to see her parents.
Maybe they agreed she could have a little fun on the side. Maybe he doesn’t satisfy her
Sundays are my favorite. Wife is at church with the kids.
Yeah, it’s some thing I could never do with my wife
Home alone having fun. Wife and kids come back tomorrow
