IamnotPigmunk👀

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O mnie

I’m secretly a sentient beard piloting this sad excuse of a flesh mech 🤫

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Get into a suck off contest with life!

Feel like the tortoise and the hare would’ve ended a lot differently

Shame he didn’t have another lucky foot

I do like the little bridge across your bath

Well I’m glad you followed the tub’s directions, good job 🙂‍↕️

The coffee mug is crossing the bridge

It does look like a pretty long tub though

It is, yes

Yup

Well at least you’re a better worker than your washer

The truth ain’t no joke good sir.

Hi being good, I’m not pigmunk

That’s kinda hot tho, literally probably

I know it’s detergent but I’ve never used it sooo no idea what it smells like

Just in case ya know

Around and about

Much manners

Even?

Geez, who do ya know he does tho?

I hope your coffee made it safe over the bridge though

Hi Turkish Lebanese, I’m not pigmunk

Good to hear ☺️☺️🙏🏽

Always time for bacon 🥓

Hi CRAZY, I’m not pigmunk

What about a bad day? Or ok day?

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