I had just gotten my clothes back on, a cop knocks on the car window. He lets us know that its a private parking lot and we can’t stop there, Im feeling great thinking he didn’t know and then he says “You could have helped her put her bra on at least”. My bra was sitting terribly and half my top was caught on it🥲
I have no idea when he got there but 2mins earlier and he might have seen most of everything 🤣💀
I dont hope he felt that way 😂 wasn’t that old then
Older and wiser, if I get caught nowadays I will be disappointed hahah
Hahah yeah, we think we can do it all at those ages hahah
Done in other places hahah can bedone if u dare to 🤣
I accidentally stole someone’s keys💀 Idk who’s nor when but went to unlock my own door and saw I had two sets 🥲 I hope they got in, I feel so bad
Must suck even more for them😭
I don’t know where I found them or I would. I live in a small town at least, I will post about it and see🥲
Because I didn’t really notice I took them🥲 I normally take things out of my pockets when I sit down, I might have just picked it up then Idk💀💀
I like my girls chubby and my men malnourished 😩 thats my confession
He could be trying to get tips, following the “profession” 🙏
How to ruin a marriage that hasn’t even begun:
I confess that if I have to work tomorrow morning and they don’t let me know before 9pm Im losing it and will seriously consider becoming an exotic dancer💀💀
All the motivation i needed
A guy tried to out me on his song once… no one listens to his songs 🤭
Guys really fo like crazy, I tried doing crazy stuff just to see how far I could go before they ran away… THEY BEG TO STAY
Who needs enemies if ur own friends do the work so well💀
I have never even said more than “hi” to any of my friends’ partners 💀
