She’s about to be that other dudes mistress
What kind of sauce though?
Is that a haiku or something?
I was going to name my cat toothless
Well definitely a plot twist at the end there
I’m sure he’s rich,kind,and thoughtful
Finally some booty this Sunday
Thanks I got it for my well out back
In my experience wild women aren’t looking for chit chats
I only take lives when I’m wearing pants
I can’t find a mirror my face doesn’t break
Grab a trash can lid. Seems perfect
Make sure to take a live while doing it. I like it raw
Maybe you’re cheating on her
Ask a a question and find out
Was confused thank you for clarifying
Some things just go right over peoples heads
No you dunce we were talking about a completely hypothetical situation. Cheating is bad
Well shi I wouldn’t talk to me either