Chris Recoil

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Welp.

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I will after I’m done reading and stroking my meat. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Blame it on the oxy I took meh

Tired but hello

Morning.

She might enjoy that shit.

Don’t touch me. I’ll send you straight to your God.

Away with you, witch.

Fuck being safe she’s trying to touch the world.

Send her to Alaska. She can touch the ice.

Stop crawling on your knees around these lonely ass men.

No thanks. You’re probably not even a real woman

And I’m old enough to be your dad if you are. I don’t rock with kids.

Good. I don’t want you to. 😂

Oh. I’m just messsin with her.

She’s doing that RP shit I used to do back in the day.

I’m gonna cross my T’s and dot your eyes.

Fake

God dammit I wasn’t trying to like that

Stop touching people you’re probably a dude lol

Mildly entertaining.

Indeed. It was probably a dude anyway

There are few things in this world as great as a heating pad to the ol’back.

You’re a dude go to bed

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