I'm like a chill Lowkey kidnapper, think of the movie Misery but with pizza and love

It’s actually Netflix and chill

that always leads to other things like arguments about who the best avenger is

Well that’s clear who that is…..

clearly Thor because I'm Norwegian

After love and thunder, I have to disagree

I haven't even seen that one

Do you smash ankles with sledgehammers?

no, ya gonna need them ankles later Mary..

What about knees?

nah, I don't want to be your last guy

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