If there's a line, she isn't worth
If i don't get front row seats, then I don't want it π€·ββοΈ
But I'm classy and saving myself for marriage
Is that mountain dew with liqour or did they make an alcoholic version?
Didn't know it was a thing lol
What's your preferred liqour?
That's where I drop my toes
As you can see by my karma, they aren't good toe pics
I should probably trim my nails and shave my toes before dropping pics
I'm clean, i just showered
I'm good till I make it clap for a big mac
I'm still drinking from lastnight
Someone at work said i had nice nalgas, and I don't know what it means π