one time I was home alone and thought my bf was coming home for lunch and I heard someone in the back yard and I figured it was him and he forgot his house key so I thought it would be funny to flash him

And I swung the back door open butt ahh nakie and it was the pest control guy spraying the yard

is that good enough for you

so you came then?

you said we had equal levels of satisfaction

honestly relatable

Cheese is love cheese is life

feet? 👀

dm me if you have three toes on your left foot an six on the right 👉👈🥹

What can I say? I have a type 😋

I prefer my feet with no work done

y’all ever heard of the toe bbls

People be plumping up their big toe for aesthetic

I always do

🙄🙄🙄

I confess that im a stimky duckie that needs a baf

My back hurtsss

absolutely foul

we listen and we do judge

do better man, atleast sleep on the couch

i wish someone grounded me

technically I am grounded

Lmfaoooo

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