My mom was a prostitute until the day she died, and even then we were able to get a few weeks out of her. You won’t believe what people people for no pulse.

Yes it is💀💀

I’m a stand-up comedian. Edgelord comedy is what pays the bills.

I make $400 just for showing up, plus 30% on ticket sales.

Im a legit professional in my field. I mean, I’m not FAMOUS or anything. You prolly wouldn’t know me from Adam, but it’s a job where I make $50k a year, so I’m happy. lol.

FR? I can do 45minutes. I did a damn near 2 hr set in Arkansas four months ago

Oohh. My bad. I read the context wrong💀💀💀

It really is. lol. I’ve been doing this going on 5 years and once in a while I still get anxiety attacks onstage🤣🤣🤣

Same here. I wasn’t able to get regular bookings till my 3 year mark. Before that I just hosted open mics at a no name bar in my hometown

You like being objectified?😅

Yes

I believe foreplay is the best part a sëx. It’s the chance to be the most intimate with your partner. And it’s fun.

Well, I’m more the type that gets pleasure from giving it. If I know my partner is having a good time, it makes the moment better

A squirrel?

Well, I’m not exactly blessed in the downstairs area, so I gotta make up for it💀💀

I want the chocolate.

I want to save 15% or more on car insurance.

Simp

Oh, you’re the guy with the weird wort on his Nuts??

I know I smelled puss

Jack Daniel’s works just as well

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