like i eat about half of it and then get full so i save it for lunch the next day

Damn i need your stomach

you can have it for the right price

How much???

what’s your best offer u can give

Like 20 bucks 🫥

20 pounds and some chocolate and we have a deal

Where u think the chocolate is gonna go after i take your stomach….

i’ll figure it out later

Alright i’ll do the surgery myself

good this is what i wanted😍

I’ll take your gallbladder too

you can’t take my appendix tho some other doctor took it already

Nah that’s worthless

that’s harsh😔

Mb gang I’ll take 25% of your brain instead, deal?

what 25% of my brain tho like can you take the parts i don’t use

Uhh maybe one of your kidneys?

are you taking my organs for your own use or are you selling them?

My own use ofc

okay good

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