Why do girls message me so fuqin dry on here, then leave me on read when I'm not like immediately h0rny at them.

Bots mostly

Hos

Because they aren’t me 😋

Are you saying you are… moist?!

We don't like that word unless we're talking Moist von Lipwig. Wet will do just fine, thank you very much.

But it rolls off the tongue so pleasantly 😩

Mm, you, my dear, are never dry. ;P

You love it that way 😊

Well of course I do. The conversation just flows so effortlessly. Among other things. 😉

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