Lord Canard

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Almost certainly on the Nice List. This is an immutable fact😁

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Honestly?! Allergic? Flamingo? For real? Duuuude

I did not even know that was a thing oh my days!

Bee loves burgers though…. Fess up flamingo. You eat them?

So long as there’s no “ other other white meat” we’re all good

😱who?!!!!!

Whoa whoa whoa digger. They’re great but the stand alone Bacon sandwich (perhaps with an exquisite fried egg) is the start to a weekend

Eggs and Bacon is easy… snakes less so… 😁

Wait… what?!!!!

🤣

👆 This is facts

Heya 👋

Nn reb

Rest well Rebel 😊 🤗🤗🤗🤗🥰

Morrrnin’

Mr C is… un petit peu… Neil?

Former??!! Who dare-est deny thee thine place at the table?!!

Anony throwing out bare pastries…. I’m almost sold!

Aye the knight of hiss is in the knowledge. Cheese belongs inside bread. These are facts. This is the way

That sounds unappetising…😬

☕️ 🌞

Heya 👋

Ffs… you guys… I wore a fedora and everything

*Relaxes against a tree by the fire *

Like a golf umbrella? A cat might struggle with the opening mechanism and carrying it being cursed with a lack of opposable thumbs.

Heya 🐑 how’s things?

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