I never confessed it was me though
It sure wasn't on the job sheet to be done
Another time... this dude decided to stay in the bathroom for an hour... being a bum...
So I spray lighter fluid under the stall..
I'm sure his ball hairs got burnt
I had another boss was a screamer... so he ran in the park every morning..
So I dumped staples in his shoes the night before.. give him something to scream about
I was employee of the year lol
He would've felt tacks right away
I wanted him to get down the road a mile away and be like wtf is that
Boiler makers make huge money too.