Guys I'm out of milks and it's 4am and there's snow on the roads.

Dang don’t leave the kids so soon. The milk trick only works so many times.

Sorry, son, I meant cigarettes.

But you made me go get you some 10 minutes ago pop

I thought I sent you after Milk Duds?

💀💀💀

That’s my apologies dad 😞

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You got the wrong ones. He wanted 100s and you got him shorts

I got him special blend too; but he didn’t want those

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Only cowboy killers for this man

You also got that random carton of Camels, I'm starting to think you're just getting them for yourself

Dang I think we are busted 😞

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I got those for the dog 😌😂

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Arf

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You mom told you, the dog can't smoke anymore! He JUST beat his lung cancer, and he's on oxygen still!

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Arf 😢😢😢

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Okay, okay, I'll shave your ass and grab a nicotine patch. I know you get your cravings

RUH ROOOO

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