we can be pregnant together

gl with that

yessss but i get weekends

how do we transfer the pregnancy 😭😭😭

Bluetooth

Just remove the embryo and place it in the other person

id rather not give "birth" almost 100 times 😭😭😭

so u don’t want my baby’s wtf

can we compromise and have 3 🥺

ugh fine

i don't wanna put on too much baby weight, i gotta stay pretty for my wife

lemme eyp from da back till it drips on the floor

Wild

it already starts dripping when you walk in the room 😏

make sure to collect it in a bottle for me

i'll carbonate it for your soda and brew it into your coffee <3

💀

TEHEHEHAHHEHE

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