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Those shorts are so pink, they hurt my eyes

Y’all wanna see a bendy thumb?

Snow is cool from a distance

I don’t miss it one iota

I dig the hoodie, nugget

Copycat

WHY DONT YOU MARRY IT THEN?!? Boom roasted

Snow is the dandruff from birds and planes

Pink paws is British 📝

Buy me some tea so I can throw it in the harbor

Like a true American 🦅

You watch your tongue

That’s a Gouda photo Brie

I wish I could Munster up the courage to smell like Gorgonzola

Watch out, it might get stuck that way

Pinky promise

I’m ET’s third cousin

I didn’t get the glowing finger gene tho :

I have been known to have a banjo on my knee

My hair is about to look like that too 😂😭

Can I be you when I grow up?

Never meet your heroes 😔

But I’m wearing socks, so it’s okay

My hands hardly fit in pockets 😭

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