Oof Easter is coming

Plenty of eggs 🥚…. Getting …. Laid 🤐

I identify as an egg

Come here …. Let me sit on you and keep you warm till you hatch 🐣 😋😋

If you wanted to sit in my lap you could always just ask 😜🤣

Fine !!! Can I sit on your lap … like you are Mrs. Clause 😋

Tell me all your hearts desires

❤️ 1

I’ll tell you all … and whisper in your ear that I have been a naughty boy 😋

Oh my 🤭🤭

❤️ 1

Will you still fill my …. Sock 🧦 😋

🤭🤭 I’ll keep my comment to myself on this one

❤️ 2

Aaa but we know you want to

Don’t encourage my madness 🤣🤭

Same here. 😉

x2 😋

My lips are zipped

I’ll unzip all your lips’s 🤐

We know it Pow 😂

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