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์นดํ…Œ๊ณ ๋ฆฌ
์บ์ฃผ์–ผ ๋ฐ์ดํŒ…
์ทจ๋ฏธ & ๊ด€์‹ฌ์‚ฌ
๊ฑด๊ฐ• & ์ง€์›
๊ด€๊ณ„ & ์‚ฌํšŒ
์„ฑ์ˆ™ํ•œ & 30์„ธ ์ด์ƒ ์ฑ„ํŒ…
์—”ํ„ฐํ…Œ์ธ๋จผํŠธ & ๋ผ์ดํ”„์Šคํƒ€์ผ
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LGBTQ+
์ง€์—ญ ๋ฐ ์œ„์น˜
์˜ค์ŠคํŠธ๋ ˆ์ผ๋ฆฌ์•„ & ์˜ค์„ธ์•„๋‹ˆ์•„
๋ถ์•„๋ฉ”๋ฆฌ์นด
์ค‘์•™ ์•„๋ฉ”๋ฆฌ์นด & ์นด๋ฆฌ๋ธŒ
๋‚จ์•„๋ฉ”๋ฆฌ์นด
์ค‘์•™ ๋ฐ ๋ถ์œ ๋Ÿฝ
๋™์œ ๋Ÿฝ
๋‚จ์œ ๋Ÿฝ
์„œ์œ ๋Ÿฝ
๋™์•„์‹œ์•„ ๋ฐ ์ค‘์•™์•„์‹œ์•„
๋‚จ์•„์‹œ์•„
๋™๋‚จ์•„์‹œ์•„
์ค‘๋™
์•„ํ”„๋ฆฌ์นด
์•ˆํ‹ฐ๋žœ๋“œ์— ๋Œ€ํ•˜์—ฌ
์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ์ž‘๋™ํ•˜๋‚˜์š”?
์ปค๋ฎค๋‹ˆํ‹ฐ ๊ฐ€์ด๋“œ๋ผ์ธ
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๊ทธ๋ฃน
๊ธฐ๋Šฅ
์‚ฌ์šฉ์ž ๋™์˜
๊ฐœ์ธ์ •๋ณด ์ฒ˜๋ฆฌ๋ฐฉ์นจ
๋ธ”๋กœ๊ทธ
์ทจ๋ฏธ & ๊ด€์‹ฌ์‚ฌ/

๐ŸŒšDRAGON'S CAVE ๐ŸŒš

โ†“
I swallowed some ants in my coffee before ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”
You did see but you wanted to teach that mf a lesson
Thatโ€™s so tragic your poor mouth ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ˜‚
Inflamed cheeks had you missing your schooling?
Damn I canโ€™t believe a WASP got in her mouth before I could
No I was speaking to someone
So my focus was elsewhere
Thatโ€™s wild when did this happen
Iโ€™d die
Males been telling me this ever since ๐Ÿฅธ
lmfaooooo
Lol that was funnyyy
I thought this was why you fattening up dat spider ๐Ÿฅน
Years ago
๐Ÿฅธ the more swollen the cheeks the better is what I always say
Ayo
Chipmunks be bout it bout it
Out here having me look like a chipmunk since day one
AYO
alien be mangling chipmunks ๐Ÿ“
See alien knows whatโ€™s up
I always know whatโ€™s up ๐Ÿ˜ผ
You real for that Far you gotta get like them โœŠ๐Ÿพ
Alien teach me chipmunk ways ๐Ÿค“
Iโ€™m concerned that yโ€™all know whatโ€™s up
Can I be the practice dummy ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ
First you suck your cheeeks in reaaaaal tight then push off ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
Yeah for me
Iโ€™m just a regular dummy ๐Ÿ˜ญ
I am. Firmly confused.
Donโ€™t ss this
I amโ€ฆ Davie
๐Ÿคฃ
Not surprising for a Boston fan tbh
๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿฅธ
Iโ€™m not a Red Sox fan โœ‹๐Ÿพ
Drop proof den
And I donโ€™t like the Cs currently I just like good basketball
I donโ€™t like baseball lol
*backs away in european*
*backs away in gay*
How do you not like baseball?
Goodnight cutie patooties ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป
Ily
Goodnight far!
Gnight pookie ๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜š
Donโ€™t dream of me too much honey ๐Ÿ˜˜
Wild ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”
Night far ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•
Nighty night uskadeligz ๐Ÿซถ
๋ธ”๋กœ๊ทธ
์„ฑ์ธ: ์–ด๋ฅธ์˜ ์„ธ๊ณ„๋ฅผ ํƒํ—˜ํ•˜๋‹ค
์„ฑ์ธ์ด๋ผ๋Š” ํ‚ค์›Œ๋“œ๋ฅผ ํ†ตํ•ด ์–ด๋ฅธ์˜ ์„ธ๊ณ„์˜ ๋‹ค์ฑ„๋กœ์›€๊ณผ ๋งค๋ ฅ์„ ํƒ๊ตฌํ•˜์„ธ์š”. ์„ฑ์ธ์ด ๋˜๋ฉด ์–ด๋–ค ๋ณ€ํ™”๊ฐ€ ์˜ฌ๊นŒ์š”?
๋””์Šค์ฝ”๋“œ: ๊ฒŒ์ด๋จธ๋“ค์˜ ์†Œํ†ต๊ณผ ์—ฐ๊ฒฐ์„ ์œ„ํ•œ ์™„๋ฒฝํ•œ ํ”Œ๋žซํผ
๋””์Šค์ฝ”๋“œ์˜ ๋งค๋ ฅ๊ณผ ๊ธฐ๋Šฅ์„ ํŒŒํ—ค์น˜๊ณ , ๊ฒŒ์ด๋จธ๋“ค์—๊ฒŒ ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ์†Œํ†ต์˜ ์ƒˆ๋กœ์šด ์ฐจ์›์„ ์ œ๊ณตํ•˜๋Š”์ง€ ์•Œ์•„๋ณด์„ธ์š”. ๋””์Šค์ฝ”๋“œ์— ๋Œ€ํ•ด ๋” ์•Œ์•„๋ณด์„ธ์š”!
์™œ ์•Œ์•ฝ์„ ๋Œ€์‹ ํ•  ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ๋Š” ๊ธฐ์ ์˜ ๋ฐฉ๋ฒ•์ด ์žˆ์„๊นŒ?
์•Œ์•ฝ์ด ์šฐ๋ฆฌ์˜ ์‚ถ์—์„œ ์–ด๋–ค ์—ญํ• ์„ ํ•˜๋Š”์ง€ ํƒ๊ตฌํ•˜๊ณ , ๊ทธ๋ณด๋‹ค ๋” ๋‚˜์€ ๋ฐฉ๋ฒ•์„ ์ œ์‹œํ•˜๋Š” ๊ธ€์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค. ์•Œ์•ฝ์„ ๋„˜์–ด์„œ๋Š” ์ง„์ •ํ•œ ํ–‰๋ณต๊ณผ ๊ฑด๊ฐ•์„ ์ฐพ์•„๋ณด์„ธ์š”!
๋žœ๋ค์ฑ„ํŒ…: ์ƒˆ๋กœ์šด ์นœ๊ตฌ๋ฅผ ๋งŒ๋‚˜๋Š” ์Šค๋ฆด ๋„˜์น˜๋Š” ๋ฐฉ๋ฒ•!
๋žœ๋ค์ฑ„ํŒ…์˜ ๋งค๋ ฅ์„ ํƒํ—˜ํ•˜์„ธ์š”! ์ƒˆ๋กœ์šด ์นœ๊ตฌ์™€์˜ ์‹ ๋‚˜๋Š” ๋Œ€ํ™”๊ฐ€ ์—ฌ๋Ÿฌ๋ถ„์„ ๊ธฐ๋‹ค๋ฆฝ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค. ์ต๋ช…์œผ๋กœ ๋งŒ๋‚˜๊ณ  ๋‹ค์–‘ํ•œ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ๋“ค๊ณผ ์†Œํ†ตํ•˜๋Š” ๋ฐฉ๋ฒ•์„ ์•Œ์•„๋ณด์„ธ์š”!
๋Œ€ํ™”์˜ ๋งˆ๋ฒ•: ์ตœ๊ณ ์˜ ๋Œ€ํ™” ์ƒ๋Œ€๋ฅผ ์ฐพ๋Š” ๋ฒ•
๋Œ€ํ™”์˜ ์‹œ์ž‘๊ณผ ์ฆ๊ฑฐ์›€์„ ์•Œ์•„๋ณด์„ธ์š”. ํฅ๋ฏธ๋กœ์šด ๋Œ€ํ™” ์ƒ๋Œ€๋ฅผ ์ฐพ๊ณ , ์œ ๋จธ์™€ ์ง„์†”ํ•œ ๋Œ€ํ™”๋กœ ์ƒˆ๋กœ์šด ๊ฒฝํ—˜์„ ๋งŒ๋“œ์„ธ์š”!
๊ตฌ๊ธ€๋“œ๋ผ์ด๋ธŒ: ๋‹น์‹ ์˜ ํด๋ผ์šฐ๋“œ ์นœ๊ตฌ๋ฅผ ์†Œ๊ฐœํ•ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค!
๊ตฌ๊ธ€๋“œ๋ผ์ด๋ธŒ์— ๋Œ€ํ•ด ์•Œ์•„๋ณด์„ธ์š”. ์•ˆ์ „ํ•˜๊ฒŒ ํŒŒ์ผ์„ ์ €์žฅํ•˜๊ณ  ๊ณต์œ ํ•˜๋Š” ๋ฐฉ๋ฒ•์„ ๋ฐฐ์›Œ๋ณด์„ธ์š”!
๊ตฟ: ๊ธ์ •์˜ ํž˜์œผ๋กœ ์‚ถ์„ ๋ณ€ํ™”์‹œํ‚ค๋Š” ๋ฒ•
๊ตฟ์˜ ํž˜์„ ํ†ตํ•ด ์—ฌ๋Ÿฌ๋ถ„์˜ ์‚ถ์„ ๋ณ€ํ™”์‹œํ‚ค๋Š” ๋ฐฉ๋ฒ•์„ ์†Œ๊ฐœํ•ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค. ๊ธ์ •์ ์ธ ์—๋„ˆ์ง€๋ฅผ ์ฐพ๊ณ  ์‚ฌ๋ž‘๊ณผ ํ–‰๋ณต์„ ๋งŒ๋ฝํ•˜์„ธ์š”!
๊ตฌ๊ธ€์บ˜๋ฆฐ๋”: ๊ณ„ํš์„ ์™„๋ฒฝํ•˜๊ฒŒ ๊ด€๋ฆฌํ•˜๋Š” ์Šค๋งˆํŠธํ•œ ๋ฐฉ๋ฒ•!
๊ตฌ๊ธ€์บ˜๋ฆฐ๋”๋ฅผ ํ†ตํ•ด ๋‹น์‹ ์˜ ๋ชจ๋“  ์•ฝ์†๊ณผ ์ผ์ • ๊ด€๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ์‰ฌ์›Œ์ง‘๋‹ˆ๋‹ค. ์ด ์Šค๋งˆํŠธํ•œ ๋„๊ตฌ๊ฐ€ ๋‹น์‹ ์˜ ์ผ์ƒ์„ ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ํ˜์‹ ํ•  ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ๋Š”์ง€ ์•Œ์•„๋ณด์„ธ์š”!
ํ‹ฑํ†ก: ์„ธ์ƒ์„ ํ”๋“œ๋Š” ์งง์€ ์˜์ƒ์˜ ๋งค๋ ฅ
ํ‹ฑํ†ก์€ ์งง์€ ์˜์ƒ์œผ๋กœ ์„ธ์ƒ์„ ๋’คํ”๋“œ๋Š” ์†Œ์…œ ๋ฏธ๋””์–ด ํ”Œ๋žซํผ์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค. ์ด ๊ธ€์—์„œ๋Š” ํ‹ฑํ†ก์˜ ๋งค๋ ฅ๊ณผ ๋‹ค๋ฅธ ํ”Œ๋žซํผ๋“ค๊ณผ์˜ ๋น„๊ต๋ฅผ ํ†ตํ•ด ๊ทธ ์ด์œ ๋ฅผ ์•Œ์•„๋ด…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
์„ฑ์ธ๋ฌผ์˜ ์„ธ๊ณ„: ์ˆจ๊ฒจ์ง„ ์ง„์‹ค๊ณผ ์žฌ๋ฏธ๋ฅผ ํƒํ—˜ํ•˜๋‹ค!
์„ฑ์ธ๋ฌผ์— ๋Œ€ํ•ด ์žฌ๋ฏธ์žˆ๊ณ  ํฅ๋ฏธ๋กœ์šด ์‚ฌ์‹ค์„ ํƒ๊ตฌํ•˜๋ฉฐ, ๋‹ค์–‘ํ•œ ์ข…๋ฅ˜์™€ ์—ญ์‚ฌ์— ๋Œ€ํ•ด ์•Œ์•„๋ณด์„ธ์š”!

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