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์นดํ…Œ๊ณ ๋ฆฌ
์บ์ฃผ์–ผ ๋ฐ์ดํŒ…
์ทจ๋ฏธ & ๊ด€์‹ฌ์‚ฌ
๊ฑด๊ฐ• & ์ง€์›
๊ด€๊ณ„ & ์‚ฌํšŒ
์„ฑ์ˆ™ํ•œ & 30์„ธ ์ด์ƒ ์ฑ„ํŒ…
์—”ํ„ฐํ…Œ์ธ๋จผํŠธ & ๋ผ์ดํ”„์Šคํƒ€์ผ
๊ฒŒ์ž„
๋ฌธํ™” & ์ปค๋ฎค๋‹ˆํ‹ฐ
LGBTQ+
์ง€์—ญ ๋ฐ ์œ„์น˜
์˜ค์ŠคํŠธ๋ ˆ์ผ๋ฆฌ์•„ & ์˜ค์„ธ์•„๋‹ˆ์•„
๋ถ์•„๋ฉ”๋ฆฌ์นด
์ค‘์•™ ์•„๋ฉ”๋ฆฌ์นด & ์นด๋ฆฌ๋ธŒ
๋‚จ์•„๋ฉ”๋ฆฌ์นด
์ค‘์•™ ๋ฐ ๋ถ์œ ๋Ÿฝ
๋™์œ ๋Ÿฝ
๋‚จ์œ ๋Ÿฝ
์„œ์œ ๋Ÿฝ
๋™์•„์‹œ์•„ ๋ฐ ์ค‘์•™์•„์‹œ์•„
๋‚จ์•„์‹œ์•„
๋™๋‚จ์•„์‹œ์•„
์ค‘๋™
์•„ํ”„๋ฆฌ์นด
์•ˆํ‹ฐ๋žœ๋“œ์— ๋Œ€ํ•˜์—ฌ
์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ์ž‘๋™ํ•˜๋‚˜์š”?
์ปค๋ฎค๋‹ˆํ‹ฐ ๊ฐ€์ด๋“œ๋ผ์ธ
์•ˆ์ „ ํŒจ๋„
๊ทธ๋ฃน
๊ธฐ๋Šฅ
์‚ฌ์šฉ์ž ๋™์˜
๊ฐœ์ธ์ •๋ณด ์ฒ˜๋ฆฌ๋ฐฉ์นจ
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์ค‘์•™ ๋ฐ ๋ถ์œ ๋Ÿฝ/

๐Ÿฅ“Southern England๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง

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That sounds like cheating
Lol nah I'm not there but it's bad all over
Itโ€™s actually sold by Pokรฉmon, so you canโ€™t get banned for it
>>> Itโ€™s actually sold by Pokรฉmon, so you canโ€™... Right I'll have to take a look at that
Anyways
I'll definitely take a sneak peek at that then
And wow is it that time already
December the 1st tomorrow, time flies when you work most of rhe fโ€™cking time ๐Ÿคฃ
What work are you doing ?
I work in healthcare. You?
I'm a professional napper
Haha, wish I could get paid for that, Iโ€™d make a fortune ๐Ÿคฃ
I'll see if there's an opening ๐Ÿ˜‚
oops
Perfect, very kind of you ๐Ÿคฃ
massage removed
Buzz invited me
oh olivia
Is this your quiet uk room
it wasโ€ฆ
Time for a ruckus
no itโ€™s time for bed not ruckusing
Did you tell these nice people you keep trying to get me to watch human centipede
oh cโ€™mon now ๐Ÿ˜คyouโ€™ve mentioned that movie too much tonight it makes me feel queasy!!
I have not. I said I wanted to watch a good wholesome happy movie and you said like human centipede?
i should hope by now people know that your tomfoolery has no bounds
sticker a17
I had her worked out in about 5 mins ๐Ÿคฃ
sticker 14:2
Iโ€™m going out ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
To do what
Work Christmas meal
i hope youโ€™re getting a taxi home ๐Ÿคช
And behave yourself ๐Ÿคจ
Evening all
no behaving at christmas ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
She can walk
Buzz ๐Ÿ˜˜
Iโ€™m sending positive thoughts ๐Ÿ˜‚
I have to work tomorrow, so just arrived in my little Mini
What like the ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๏ธ of shame ๐Ÿ˜ณ
Itโ€™s 11 miles each way ๐Ÿคฃ
3 guys are going, 2 are married and the other one is a horrible fat slug. Iโ€™d rather be celibate ๐Ÿคฃ
And no way anyone will get through this jumpsuit ๐Ÿคฃ
๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿฅต
My apologies. I meant run
Sounds genuine ๐Ÿ‘€
Wait !! That wasnโ€™t an apology ๐Ÿ˜ณ
๋ธ”๋กœ๊ทธ
ํ…”๋ ˆ๊ทธ๋žจ: ๋‹น์‹ ์˜ ๋น„๋ฐ€ ๋Œ€ํ™” ํŒŒํŠธ๋„ˆ๋ฅผ ์ฐพ์•„์„œ!
ํ…”๋ ˆ๊ทธ๋žจ์„ ํ†ตํ•ด ๋น„๋ฐ€ ๋Œ€ํ™”์˜ ๋งค๋ ฅ์„ ๋Š๊ปด๋ณด์„ธ์š”. ์•ˆ์ „ํ•˜๊ณ  ์žฌ๋ฏธ์žˆ๋Š” ๋ฉ”์‹œ์ง• ์•ฑ์˜ ๋ชจ๋“  ๊ฒƒ์„ ์•Œ์•„๋ณด์„ธ์š”!
์†Œ๊ฐœํŒ…์˜ ๋ชจ๋“  ๊ฒƒ: ์–ด์ƒ‰ํ•จ์„ ๋„˜์–ด์„œ
์†Œ๊ฐœํŒ…์—์„œ ๋Š๋ผ๋Š” ์„ค๋ ˜๊ณผ ์–ด์ƒ‰ํ•จ, ๊ทธ๋ฆฌ๊ณ  ๊ทธ ๋งค๋ ฅ์— ๋Œ€ํ•ด ์•Œ์•„๋ณด์„ธ์š”. ์†Œ๊ฐœํŒ… ๊ฒฝํ—˜์„ ํ•œ์ธต ๋” ์ฆ๊ฒ๊ฒŒ ๋งŒ๋“œ๋Š” ํŒ๊ณผ ํ•จ๊ป˜ ์†Œ๊ฐœํŒ…์˜ ๋งค๋ ฅ์„ ์‚ดํŽด๋ด…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
์บ”๋””์˜ ๋ชจ๋“  ๊ฒƒ: ๋‹น์‹ ์˜ ๋‹ฌ์ฝคํ•œ ๊ฐ„์‹ ํƒํ—˜
์บ”๋””๋Š” ๋‹จ์ˆœํ•œ ๊ฐ„์‹์ด ์•„๋‹ˆ๋ผ, ์šฐ๋ฆฌ์˜ ์‚ถ์„ ๋”์šฑ ๋‹ฌ์ฝคํ•˜๊ฒŒ ๋งŒ๋“ค์–ด์ฃผ๋Š” ์†Œ์ค‘ํ•œ ์กด์žฌ์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค. ์บ”๋””์— ๋Œ€ํ•œ ๋ชจ๋“  ์ •๋ณด๋ฅผ ์•Œ์•„๋ณด์„ธ์š”!
์Šค๋ƒ…์ณ‡: ๋น„๋ฐ€๊ณผ ์†Œํ†ต์˜ ๊ฒฝ๊ณ„์—์„œ์˜ ์ด์•ผ๊ธฐ
์Šค๋ƒ…์ณ‡์˜ ๋งค๋ ฅ๊ณผ ํ•œ๊ณ„, ๊ทธ๋ฆฌ๊ณ  ์ต๋ช…์„ฑ์„ ์ค‘์‹œํ•˜๋Š” AntiLand์™€์˜ ์ฐจ๋ณ„์ ์„ ํƒ๊ตฌํ•ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค. ๋‹น์‹ ์˜ ๋น„๋ฐ€์„ ๊ณต์œ ํ•  ๊ณต๊ฐ„์„ ์ฐพ์•„๋ณด์„ธ์š”!
์„ฑ์ธ๋ฌผ์˜ ์„ธ๊ณ„: ์ˆจ๊ฒจ์ง„ ์ง„์‹ค๊ณผ ์žฌ๋ฏธ๋ฅผ ํƒํ—˜ํ•˜๋‹ค!
์„ฑ์ธ๋ฌผ์— ๋Œ€ํ•ด ์žฌ๋ฏธ์žˆ๊ณ  ํฅ๋ฏธ๋กœ์šด ์‚ฌ์‹ค์„ ํƒ๊ตฌํ•˜๋ฉฐ, ๋‹ค์–‘ํ•œ ์ข…๋ฅ˜์™€ ์—ญ์‚ฌ์— ๋Œ€ํ•ด ์•Œ์•„๋ณด์„ธ์š”!
์„ฑ์ธ: ์–ด๋ฅธ์˜ ์„ธ๊ณ„๋ฅผ ํƒํ—˜ํ•˜๋‹ค
์„ฑ์ธ์ด๋ผ๋Š” ํ‚ค์›Œ๋“œ๋ฅผ ํ†ตํ•ด ์–ด๋ฅธ์˜ ์„ธ๊ณ„์˜ ๋‹ค์ฑ„๋กœ์›€๊ณผ ๋งค๋ ฅ์„ ํƒ๊ตฌํ•˜์„ธ์š”. ์„ฑ์ธ์ด ๋˜๋ฉด ์–ด๋–ค ๋ณ€ํ™”๊ฐ€ ์˜ฌ๊นŒ์š”?
๋ธŒ์ด์•ฑ์˜ ๋งค๋ ฅ: ์•„ํ‹ฐ์ŠคํŠธ์™€ ํŒฌ์˜ ๋น„๋ฐ€ ์†Œํ†ต ๊ณต๊ฐ„
๋ธŒ์ด์•ฑ์˜ ๋งค๋ ฅ๊ณผ ๊ธฐ๋Šฅ์„ ํƒ๊ตฌํ•˜๊ณ , ์•„ํ‹ฐ์ŠคํŠธ์™€ ํŒฌ ๊ฐ„์˜ ํŠน๋ณ„ํ•œ ์†Œํ†ต์„ ์ฆ๊ฒจ๋ณด์„ธ์š”! ๋ธŒ์ด์•ฑ์„ ํ†ตํ•ด ์ƒˆ๋กœ์šด ์นœ๊ตฌ๋ฅผ ๋งŒ๋‚˜๊ณ , ์‚ฌ๋ž‘์„ ์ฐพ์•„๋ณด์„ธ์š”!
ํ…ํ…: ์‚ฌ๋ž‘์„ ์ฐพ๋Š” ์ƒˆ๋กœ์šด ๋ฐฉ๋ฒ•
ํ…ํ…์€ ์ต๋ช…์œผ๋กœ ์‚ฌ๋ž‘์„ ์ฐพ๊ณ , ์ƒˆ๋กœ์šด ์ธ์—ฐ์„ ๋งŒ๋“œ๋Š” ๋งค๋ ฅ์ ์ธ ํ”Œ๋žซํผ์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค. ์ด๊ณณ์—์„œ ํŠน๋ณ„ํ•œ ์‚ฌ๋ž‘์„ ๋งŒ๋‚˜๋ณด์„ธ์š”!
์บ”๋””ํฌ๋Ÿฌ์‰ฌ๋กœ ์ธ์ƒ์„ ๋ฐ”๊ฟ€ ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ๋Š” ๋ฐฉ๋ฒ•
์บ”๋””ํฌ๋Ÿฌ์‰ฌ์˜ ๋งค๋ ฅ๊ณผ ์ค‘๋…์„ฑ์— ๋Œ€ํ•ด ์•Œ์•„๋ณด์„ธ์š”! ๊ฒŒ์ž„์˜ ๊ธ์ •์ ์ธ ์˜ํ–ฅ๊ณผ ์นœ๊ตฌ๋“ค๊ณผ์˜ ๊ฒฝ์Ÿ์„ ํ†ตํ•ด ์ฆ๊ฑฐ์›€์„ ๋Š๊ปด๋ณด์„ธ์š”.
์ต๋ช…์œผ๋กœ ์ฆ๊ธฐ๋Š” ์ฑ„ํŒ…์˜ ๋ชจ๋“  ๊ฒƒ
์ต๋ช… ์ฑ„ํŒ…์˜ ๋งค๋ ฅ๊ณผ ๋น„๋ฐ€ ๊ณ ๋ฐฑ, ์‚ฌ๋ž‘์„ ์ฐพ์•„๊ฐ€๋Š” ์—ฌ์ •์„ ๋‹ด์€ ๋ธ”๋กœ๊ทธ ํฌ์ŠคํŠธ์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค. ์ต๋ช…์œผ๋กœ ์ƒˆ๋กœ์šด ์นœ๊ตฌ๋ฅผ ๋งŒ๋‚˜๋ณด์„ธ์š”!

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