Stickin my foot in a jar of peanut butter while I put my shrimp in a jar of pickle juice sitting around 10 frogs ribbet in unisons while staring at a donkeys ass biatch

Nah

I just got a bottle of bulliet Kentucky bourbon first time trying it

honestly enjoy it more then Jack and makers mark surprisingly

Big booty biches ain’t in this chat

First whiskey I liked was proper twelve mainly stuck to vodka and beer tho but lately changing it up

stupid is we

No idea what they sayin

Sounds like gibberish

Hell Yh 😰

the human reads on average 280-600 words a day but I only read 20 words of how many crickets does ittake to fill my wrestling arena at the top of Mount Everest 😥

good book 😓

did you know that a owl eats 3 worms and 5 mouse’s every night when it lands on your own house 😢

not enough 😥

Fun fact if you weren’t circumcised before 1999 then you were likely circumcised by a cigar cutter from your granpa 😓

5 mouses one for now one for here and one for then and one for it’s 8 kids while the other looks at it in a frozen state of confusion 😥

neither was I thank phew 😢

I now want to build a human size nest and sit on a ostrich egg 😓

Don’t listen to that 😓

Eat as much junk food as possible and do as much cardio and tren it’s scientifically proven it’s better for your health 😥

The less greens you eat the better 😰

drink atleast a 24 pack of soda also the carbonation helps with blood flow 😭

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