>>> What are we drinking
Scotch
I want wine but can't complain alcohol is alcohol
>>> Iβm sippin beer unfortunately
Why unfortunately beers great
Except for the part where u gonna piss every 2 minutes
"Who needs hangover when you're constantly drunk" -me
I think I just solved hangover
I had several shots of cheap vodka
It cost me 6 dollars π
I'm never drinking cheap spirit again
Drunken thoughts I should roll my own cigarettes
>>> That sounds lethal
Tobacco's actually super healthy as long as it's not packed then it's just meh
I needed some water to wash down the trash vodka but ended up cracking open a beer
I hate that feeling you're too drunk to sleep but to sleepy to be sober
I need to fall asleep to not feeling like puking but the nausea's too much to fall asleep ππ
I shall name this the drunken man's paradox
I'm soooo happy that I'm having a good time instead of drinking my sorrows away today
Idky I just feel so good and I didn't even do drugs