Going rate is 50+ an hour
Is your history teacher based or cringe?
I don't like hanging out.
I'm also attracted to your friend's wife
why do sweatpants go out of style so frequently in history?
Why are they not universal then?
I find synthetic sports shorts more offensive tbh.
Well actually I was talking about men's shorts, women are cute when naked. Men's dong's swing more in short shorts than in sweatpants
What if I could instead create 1,000,000 fully formed and matured clones of myself?
My fellow clones would, taking from my own inspired mental illness, would reject at every turn. Paperwork and obligation. Spreading like a plague through society
My clones, though I would prefer to organize them by convincing them to work together, would instead become homeless bums and car thieves.
We would ocupy national prks and public spaces, daring humans to end our numerous lives
Eventually we would congregate and build giant towers of brick and steel.
Not to live in them see, but to observe the humans far below
We might also get into landscaping, you guys would hate it though. It wouldn't be beautiful landscaping it would be maximizing coastal area
I probably like ass more than you
Bro your gf like booty more than you
Your mom is my big confession 😉
If I see booty I can't help but look, even if I'm driving
The older I get the grumpier I am
Will I ever become friendly?
I don't like people generally
