Only gets harder like pottery
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Why drink when you could crazy straw your adventure...
Transformers.... Girly boys in disguise....
Guys can't twerk....that's why we're gross...
Ever worn Vans...in a suspicious looking white van....?
She said she had teal pants on... I were like babe are you for real..
I still look both ways when I'm crossing a road with two thicc lasses on either end...
Ferris beulers day off from picking one.....
Everything tastes better with a bit of curry sauce...
I said I like to plough.... Farmers digest hasn't gotten back to me....
Named mine Annabelle....she thicc...
Being bullied by women involves no labial levitation.... Just so you know...
Can't put up posters of your favourite bond girl... That bad...
She waiting for the bear... Salmon swim upstream...
I think the tripods has no upward settings....it's all down south...
