I never ranked below diamond in any season.
Happening for a few months.
Def mom. A lot of men don’t want to raise someone else’s kid, unless due to tragic circumstances.
Ok, two kids with different people is one thing, but any more than that, and you’re a slvt.
This and I like the way you kiss me playing in the background.
Your dog is your best friend for part of your life.
You're your dogs best friend for their whole life.
#BarryAfterDark
I forgot I’m dealing with a true nazi.
Only two of those are true.
I know, I’m devastatingly funny.
Sonic if he was Muslim: gotta go fast.
You’re all more blessed than you realize. You could’ve been a midget, born in a third world dump, deaf, blind, etc. be grateful.
What happened to this app? Every time I come in here, it’s practically a ghost town. Did people migrate over to another app that I don’t know about?
And turn on the dehumidifier.
A razor on the table, hmm.
I’m not having fun anymore.
It’s mostly my fault, though.
Look at everyone, happily asleep and likely going to wake up at a reasonable time. Losers. Stay up late, suffer, be an adult.
