AησηуMσυѕє

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I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed

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Never ever lift someone's kilt

Good morning GG. Good afternoon Minnie 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Oh Minnie. What's happening on that roundabout in the Bury of Shrews. Took me an hour to get between two junctions earlier

It certainly was

Hey Gorgeous Blondie. My bestie friendy 🥰

At least I didn't say you needed big pants

Laters Trucker. I won't be here. Blondie will of put me in jail by then

Just make sure its the tail and nowt else

Again. Make sure its the tail

blondie

Nope. Let's try that again

Pffft. Another half hour

Not all of us

Can someone upset Blondie please, just to take the heat of me for a bit

It wasn't me who mentioned it in the 1st place

It was Marty McBoatface or whatever he's called

Good morning ☕️

So Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery. Daffy turns to Elmer and says: “Is this Whiskey?” Elmer says: “Yeth but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank!!”

😯😯😯

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