SweetLou

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Got any fun dik facts?

>>> Not like we can help the noises lmao 🤣 We're partly to blame

Gotta swing that thing like an alter boy's incense burner

ich verstehe nur bahnhof

How's your thermal underwear polish, Cocto?

Absolutely fabulous 💅

How's you doing, Tingaling 😊

I'm alright, thanks. Got a bit of a cold so working from home today

I just want to stay in bed but there's too much work to do

It's better for the country's GDP if you can sell tourists new sex toys on arrival

Also, somebody's rechargeable vibrator with a lithium battery probably exploded, so it's a flight hazard. Another reason could be that some countries will lock you up for having them 🤷‍♂️😂

>>> I hate how much meetings I'm having I really know them feels. So many meetings that could just be an email

Your walk looks smart. Gotta tread carefully or you'll fall on your arse 😂

I nearly broke my back once in Istanbull because it was the first time I ever walked on snowy roads and didn't have a feeling for it yet 😅

😂 you have tiny feet

Pitter patter

Nice boots, though. Nothing loke a goodpair of boots for dodgy terrain

>>> Plus my wide corduroys 🤓 I love your baggy cords. I used to have a super comfortable beige pair when I was a teenager

I'm pretty biased to green too, though. I like earthy tones

All I want to do is sit and drink a hot toddy but people keep sending me emails 🤦‍♂️

Are you onyour way to make soup yet?

Remember to enunciate your words

Also, why not soup!? 😔

Ooh, you going to the border to protect Finland from the Russians? 😂

Very sexy look on you

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