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Hi Kat. How are you?

Im great thanks. Finished work and off this weekend

And you?

What's happened then. Anti not working on iphones?

That's not good. That's why it's quiet i guess

Well, good morning to those that are still here

Is web version not very good?

Yeah, looks a bit pants

No friends replying to me so i don't know lol

I've dm'd you Raven

I'm a crab-free crab

And try to eat me and I'll pinch you 😊

Ooo a female crab. *Does my sexy crab mating dance*

Ewww no, not after any crab D

Anyone want to see my impressive gonopod? 🙈🙈🦀

Your name is "Boiled ass". Are you a cooked crab

Too be fair, 1 inch is relatively pretty big for a crustacean

I think the other roomates have gone quiet. Guess they're just overwhelmed by our crabby banter. 😊

Haha

Come see my G

How can you resist those eyes?

You got a shop there?

Or going hungry

I just woke up 6am here in the UK

What is your job?

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