The lady may protest but I shall petition her father for he is of more sensical mind.
Her father persuaded the lady! Oh joyful day!
đ€Ł thy priorities change based off the feelings in my loins
Ah.. well this complicates the matter. Thou humbly offers my grievances for thy loss. I display my shoulder for thou to lay your upon
Your head* đ€ŠđŒââïž
Dear sirs please dropeth thine loins
Mâlady maketh my heart attempt to beat from thy chest as my pantaloons tighten
I shall slay a thousand dragons to enter mâladyâs pantaloons
Gasp! What sorcery is this?! Emotional dragons are a foe I have not confronted in former times. How can I dismantle such a foes defenses?!
I can handle the pantaloons đ€Ł
As a man, mine heart is oft stirred by thy blade. Yet for thee, I shall strive mine utmost.
Take up thy goblet and claspmine hand. Let us bind them in troth, and drink in merriment of our joining.
This ass doth make mine toil more grievous. Yet, though the dragons wax in might, I shall press onward. For this poodle seemeth worthy of strife.
Greetings radioactive ass
Blonde with brown eyes? Youâve betrayed your ancestors
I did. Itâs fun to find out
