During our Christian venture, from state to state we have found that all hotels under $100 a night include a bible. Which I enjoy to read. Again, mainly the front.

Frankly, I don't do gas stations because when we smoke the marijuana, we use them front bible pages. And I enjoy reading them.

Can I get an Amen! Thank you brother Jesus, for blessing us

With these glorious pure bleached papers, that you provided to us for our daily toke!

Jesus giveth.

And Jesus taketh. That's why, Aspen Dental is here. In the event that you get your fkn teeth knocked out. I'll replace em for free.

So long as I get to be the Christian brother.... That knocks them out!

Jesus was a carpenter, amongst many other trades. And I am following in his footsteps

After my own surgical methods with Aspen dental, I am no longer without.. any of God's given gifts

Now. Ladies... Men.. I won't be angry with you .. never... But I enjoy some loose women as much as the next Christian. Look at ole Big Ugly. She appears to be down a beaten road. But I can help!

Sorry, I forgot what room I had joined

Ya could use the peen

Who's got crack?

Those days are long gone. However I do enjoy seeing them

The Lord has helped me. Become a lover of very easy women. Down with dope, up with hope !

Care to explain ?

I guess I missed the lmao part

Pretty face like Ellen Page when she was still a woman.

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