I more worried about a mountain lion eating me dog than Bigfoot
I ran into a mountain lion cup. I was freaking scared, knowing her mama could be anywhere.
The next day on the way down there were tracks. I assumed the mama came back and picked her cup
It smelled the taco on you
I had a big bag of beef jerky đ
You was asking to get mauled thatâs wild bro đ
Fr my fatass wouldâve mauled you for jerky gotta be more careful
Now I take pepper spray and a knife. Iâll share my beef jerky đ
The last person to offer me âsomeâ chips lost their hand
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