Sam

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Any ladies feel like a playful and daring scene?

The likely reality is that we’re all in a frozen space ship orbitting a dead planet and plugged into a computer

They’re not aliens though..they’re us from the future

Global warming

Did you know that your alcoholic name is your first name…plus your last name

Gay is the new straight

And straights gay

Time is but a construct

There’s a 100% chance that was a dude

Did you lay the hammer?

Awfully specific

Only everbody

Micro dose my guy

Legend

Micro dose my guy

Time to grow up coco

Its more likely the 18 year old whos perspective is skewed

Crimes mainly

Did you just cast a spell on me?

Wasnt that cocaine bearnamed coco

Its a safe word

He’s a real one

There’s only two things I hate…people who are intolerant of other cultures….and the dutch

Whatever you do, dont read the numbers

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