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So very 😭

Y’all having way too much fun in here 😉

She’s going to make 20 guys bust

Nice work

I want a big one

I drank a zip file once

Like zip

7z tastes like cardboard, cardboard

It’s a lost art

Oh my

makememod

It worked!

Nashtarrrrrrrrd!!! (Cue K Dot)

Always

My wife too

Both

We’re born this way?

Nah

I knew she was a bot

Yep

“I assume people heat their forks up before they eat sothey don’t eat with a cold fork. Also, I am human.”

Don’t

One or three

The dream

hobos

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