Professor Pop Tort

GenderMale

Age32

Karma₭89,985

About me

I like Turtles. And pop tarts.

Artifacts

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Latest public messages

Eli never lies. 📝

I’m so shocked lmao

Okay Eli does lie 📝

Put em up put em up 👊

Die is not one of the words that came to mind. 👀🤣

Ope 👀

Bout to crack open a beer

Hiya B

Too kind

Yall stop. 🤣

Yes. A breakfast brew

👀

I’d rather drink beer than coffee

But I’m a terrible influence

Imagine Taco Bell and coffee. 💩 💩

“It’s coming out of me like lava.”

Lmao

Glad I’m not eating rn

Yall like Waffle House?

All Star special

Waffle House is great when you’re not getting shot at.

Oh the memories 🤣

I see paddles

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