J.S

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Age29

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That was mean sorry 🥲

It’s time dilation ok. It’s real

Maybe he’s jerking at speed of light

Whenever I feel that way I rub one out first to see if my feelings change. If they don’t, I might call. Otherwise, never

Lol

Yeah and don’t jerk before a date, you might cancel the date 😂

E g g

😆

*stands silently awaiting punishment

*dies dramatically like that Turkish tv show scene

Idk man

Just look up worst death or something

NO don’t, nevermind. I think it’s most dramatic

It’s about ____

* dies again

*wakes up and scream is cut off bydying again

Hey Apricat

Or H

How’ve you been?

Do they all involve your dad beating you 😮‍💨

Oh yum! Do you like spring rolls too?

She’s my friend, I’ve known her for like 2 years or something 😒

I appreciate your infinite wisdom and mercy, thank you.

Congrats!

Wow never seen that message

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