Slime

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Age25

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You can’t even reach my head with your short stubby legs. Nice try short round

I won this round Alien, next time, we settle this at high noon

Try me

Rose knows the deal

That’ll mess with your stomach

I don’t eat there

Why don’t you eat there instead

You’re a blonde? Didn’t expect that

Rose is my 9th wife guys, be kind to her

I still use paper route carriers. It’ll take months before you receive the paper work

I just wear brand less clothes

When did Kirkland sell clothes other than water

Rose my fault actually, waiting for you to abduct me or something

The bird is the word

Canada

I sleep with jeans on

They’re comfortable enough and keep a person warm

This is me btw ladies

“I wanna rock and roll all night. And party every-day”

Yes, more time

Shut up

I quit

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