Gatsby

GenderMale

Age37

Karma₭3,186

About me

People hate me. But not as much as I hate myself.

Artifacts

109

Latest public messages

All cups matter

That’s good pie

I don’t mind having to heat it up

Call me a rubix cube, cuz I’m Hard

You gift me and I’ll gift you

He said howdy I said hi

Glad someone caught the reference

Technically it goes “I said howdy he said hi” but same same

Beastie boys “Paul revere”

He’s got a license to kill

Cuz they hurt my boobies

Hats on the dash, that’s a blue collar guy

JSA said so

Good morning polli

Beauty belle 🙂

Crush me

I was just thinking I haven’t seen my personal nurse in a while

Say nurse three times and she appears

I just like the genre

ChuBBz

No wonder we are BFFs

Capricorn BBs

I could go for a happy ending

I read this as “Sapphys PUBIC disaster”…..now I’m less interested

That’s the weirdest compliment I’ve read lol

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